her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily
to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
all of our trobles seem so small from up here
AA4 AU idea where instead of working at the Borscht Bowl Club Phoenix opens up an auto shop with Maya (they still can't drive).
so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you
i love tumblr bc if i posted something like this on facebook someone would just call in a wellness check. but here when i reblog this everyone knows i’ve never been more alive
everyone who hasn't heard must get the news via this meme
WE ARE THE FIRST COUNTRY ON THE SOUTH POLE OF THE MOON YIPEEEE
Yo, congratulations, India!
